my best friend is coming to town tomorrow! so here's a dream she had.

j: oyyy
i had this really weird dream that mark and i had a little baby
a little, bright red, ugly as a foot baby
which i thought was adorable
and it liked him better
but after a while of me holding it and being like, hey, baby, i have the boobs, it started to like me too
and then there was, like, some battle
and all the windows got blown out
and there was a beach ball involved... but i'm not sure how