SPOILERS
Okay, guys, this is going to be the mother of all spoiler posts - I'm hesitant about even writing this, putting it out on the internet, where some poor schmuck who hasn't seen the movie yet accidentally comes across it and then is like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BUT I HAVE A DUTY TO YOU, MY LOYAL READERS, WHO HAVE STUCK IT OUT THROUGH LIKE THREE BILLION POSTS ABOUT THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER.
So I'm just going to warn you again, if you have not seen this movie, do not read this post, because it is nothing but a mess of spoilers because I have feelings, okay, and those feelings are mainly spoilers.
