4.03.2012

the secret life of the american teenager is back!

HAHAHA AND NOBODY CARES BUT ME AND ALL THE SIXTEEN-YEAR OLDS WHO DON'T GET MTV. LOL.

This show is amazing. I'm going to try to recap what's happening with all the characters for you.

Okay, so guys. So Lauren was dating Jesse, but then Jesse slept with Madison at the grad night party! And Henry and Alice were together FOREVER LOLZ but then they broke up and Henry slept with Adrienne at the grad night party! LOL I can't believe I missed that party guys, it looked so great and I mean literally everybody went! And so many people were DOING IT!!!!! And also Adrienne's new guy, who's the older brother of the guy she used to be dating before he left to go backpacking in Europe? But he didn't tell her? So instead she just dated his brother? LOL So anyways her new guy saw his ex at the party, who turns out to be Ben's new girlfriend's best friend! OMG! AND Grace and Jack kissed AGAIN, which is so stupid because Grace's new boyfriend was in COLLEGE and she's going back with JACK? He's such a weenis. So Amy and Ricky are engaged but Amy doesn't want to get married yet because, DUH, she's still in high school! So Ricky's mad because he thinks Amy only wanted the ring, which, no doi, obvi she did, but it's not like she could've said that BEFORE but now she can wave it in Adrienne's FACE because AMY WON.

Oh my god. I can't believe I'm retaining all of this information. What is getting pushed out of my brain so that I can remember who Grace is dating? (Seriously though, the question of Who Is Grace Dating is a really serious one, because she was supposed to be the Good Christian Girl who was going to wait until she was married, but then she had sex with Jack, and then her dad died, and she thought it was her fault for having sex, and that was a major plot point for like an entire season, and that was ridiculous, and now she's had sex with like five guys but she keeps saying that she's "in love" with all of them, which is just silly, because she's only been with any of them for like twenty minutes apiece.)

OH MY GOD WHAT AM I DOING WHY DO I KNOW ALL OF THIS AUHGHH

Okay, well, I need to go watch the most recent episode, because I need to know that Amy and Ricky are okay. I just need to know that. They've been through SO MUCH. I just. I just want them to be happy.

Also, that big paragraph with all the LOLs and OMGs and CAPS LOCK? That's maaaaaaaybe two episodes' worth of content. This show has been on for FOUR SEASONS AND I HAVE WATCHED ALL OF THEM.

Someone save me from myself. Right after this episode. Or, I mean, after this season, I really need to know where Adrienne's going to college.