Good god. Remember that other time that I took a break from Secret Life and I was like, holy crap, everything ever happened? WELL GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN THE LEDE:
1. Jack is in the hospital because
2. he apparently assisted a prostitute to get away from her pimp
3. at college
4. and Tom and Tammy are sleeping together
5. and Jack is in surgery
...
....
......
WHAT.
WHAT.
I can't even do this anymore. This has gone so beyond insane.
ETA: We've crossed over to full soap opera. Jack died of his pimp injuries. Anne is dating Nora's sponsor. Ben knows Ricky and Amy aren't married. Adrian and Ben both realized that the last time they were in the hospital was when Adrian was giving birth to Mercy. I can't. Guys. I just. How. How. Why.
Just in case you were worried, the dialogue still sounds like it was written for an orientation week program about sex ed. "But Billy, what about condom use in teenagers? I understand teenagers dislike the use of condoms."
WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU, SECRET LIFE. WHY.
1. Jack is in the hospital because
2. he apparently assisted a prostitute to get away from her pimp
3. at college
4. and Tom and Tammy are sleeping together
5. and Jack is in surgery
...
....
......
WHAT.
WHAT.
I can't even do this anymore. This has gone so beyond insane.
ETA: We've crossed over to full soap opera. Jack died of his pimp injuries. Anne is dating Nora's sponsor. Ben knows Ricky and Amy aren't married. Adrian and Ben both realized that the last time they were in the hospital was when Adrian was giving birth to Mercy. I can't. Guys. I just. How. How. Why.
Just in case you were worried, the dialogue still sounds like it was written for an orientation week program about sex ed. "But Billy, what about condom use in teenagers? I understand teenagers dislike the use of condoms."
WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU, SECRET LIFE. WHY.
