life update: long-time readers will not believe this at all

I'm writing a book!

I know I've said that a million times here before, but this time, it's actually happening. I have a publisher and I've signed a contract and everything. At some point soon, I will have an actual physical copy of a book that I wrote myself! (A few, actually, as I saw in my contract.)

If you want more updates on this project, check out my Patreon or Facebook.