true life: i'm ron swanson

Megan’s going to star in Lips Together, Teeth Apart on Broadway, in April. Nick, what will you do? 
N.O.: Three years ago, I came [to New York] when Megan was doing Young Frankenstein. I found a shop space in Red Hook and built a canoe. 

From an interview with Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman from last year. Whatever. It's amazing.

That quote is exactly what I wanted Ron Swanson to be in real life. AND HE IS.

h/t to Shakesville